Bruno the Bender 

Bruno grew up and went to school in the south of Jozi. He is the only child of a wealthy family that some might say deal in black market goods. This however, no evidence could ever link them to these allegations though...

Bruno was a bit of a problem child at school, always getting into fights and has always been an aggressive individual. By the time he reached matric he had “changed schools” aka been expelled 4 times. The last time was for knocking out the headmaster, head boy and the woodwork teacher.

Bruno was a very promising student in the mechanical class though, always excelling in the engine department and was a fierce competitor on the rugby field, although he was useless at rugby.

It comes as no surprise that he started getting involved in the underground racing scene after school. If only Bruno had given his other school subjects more attention as he did the turbos and engine modifications on his old Honda civic he might have been a doctor today... On second thought let’s not try to imagine him doing open heart surgery, but he did however put a lot of patience in hospital though.

Fortunately for Bruno, being part of a wealthy connected family has gotten him out of many scraps with the law. And this is also the reason why he is still the reigning drift champ at the Brakpan circuit...

The reason we approached Bruno to navigate on our systems was for his extensive knowledge on the back roads in and around the Johannesburg area and the shortcuts that he knows. It was to our surprise that He insisted on “offering” us his services as a voice as well, which we naturally could not refuse for fear of our heads being beaten in with a bat. So we gratefully accepted. We sincerely hope some of you will buy his voice because naturally he built in a performance clause into the contract, which gives him the full right to eat our families if he is not a millionaire within a month!